Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some uber rad tech? Then dig into Goblin Gear, where we pawn the baddest gizmos this side of the slag heap. Our costs might be a little steep, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got glowing swords that cut through wood like butter, jars that brew strength potions in a flash, and even a portal that'l